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My name is Leila. I'm a writer for UCB house sketch team High Treason. These are the things I like. Email me at leila dot cohan at gmail dot com.

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Highlights of the Northampton police log

andrearosen:

Via my mother, who claims to have “transcribed this from the local paper word-for-word, comma-by-comma.”

A Florence Road resident reported Wednesday at 7:30 a.m. that someone had broken into his home overnight, while he was out drinking with his dog in his sister’s parking lot, and stole his snow blower, police said.
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Oak | giles and brother - multi chain bracelet
Oooooh.  Please.
(I Need to Toughen Up, Part 3)

For a wussy, wussy lady, I sure do love any and all tough girl accessories.

taxidermychurch:

Oak | giles and brother - multi chain bracelet

Oooooh.  Please.

(I Need to Toughen Up, Part 3)

For a wussy, wussy lady, I sure do love any and all tough girl accessories.

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Dangerous

How easily the jitters from your morning coffee can be mistaken for a sense of the day’s infinite potential.

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Thank you so much to everyone who came out to This Is About Smith tonight!!!!!!

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Ani DiFranco, “Both Hands”

Your final dose of GET EXCITED for This Is About Smith, which, may I remind you is happening at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT!!!

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jillmorris:

My friend Amber Nelson pleads for her life in the monologue I wrote for her “Sorry, Vigilante Mob”.

Directed by Eric Drysdale as part of Gorilla Gorilla’s November show at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.

One of my very favorite sketches from an exceptionally great Maude Night.

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frankhejl:

erockappel:

I kind of think that this video is the best video that I have ever seen.

gregrutter:

“This is the best burrito I’ve ever eaten”

Yum yum yum!

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Inbal just sent over the full set of our engagement photos and, as a whole, they conspire to make us look like an adorable and sweet couple. The two above, however, capture what we’re really like most of the time. The first photo, BTW, was the cover art for the CD the photos were sent on. Inbal’s caption: “Leila & Anthony: Live at Hank’s.” I love it.

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permalink Don’t miss This Is About Smith at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT! There will be student chefs, manic pixie dream girls, and a capella. Yeah, you heard me. This show has been an absolute dream to work on: I am thoroughly in love with the rest of the team and really looking forward to showing everyone what we’ve got. This is an audition for a run at UCB, so please come out and support us! Bring your friends!
This Is About Smith
Starring Sarah Claspell, Nicole Drespel, Aaron Glaser, Jocelyn Guest, Kate McKinnon, and Veronica Osorio Videtta
Directed by Caitlin Tegart
Written by Leila Cohan
Click here to reserve!

Don’t miss This Is About Smith at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT! There will be student chefs, manic pixie dream girls, and a capella. Yeah, you heard me. This show has been an absolute dream to work on: I am thoroughly in love with the rest of the team and really looking forward to showing everyone what we’ve got. This is an audition for a run at UCB, so please come out and support us! Bring your friends!

This Is About Smith

Starring Sarah Claspell, Nicole Drespel, Aaron Glaser, Jocelyn Guest, Kate McKinnon, and Veronica Osorio Videtta

Directed by Caitlin Tegart

Written by Leila Cohan

Click here to reserve!

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