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My name is Leila. I'm a comedy writer with UCB house sketch team High Treason. These are the things I like. Email me at leila dot cohan at gmail dot com.

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elsam:

Which I initially mistyped as “Tumblr Googles.” And really, where are “Tumblr Googles”?

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elsam:

“Hotel” — Cassidy feat. R. Kelly

Leila: this is a good song.

Elsa: the best song.

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It is not yet 9pm. No one should let us have Tumblr access while drunk

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Big Pun has points to make guys. My big problem with LA is that we never got truly drunk there. I don’t understand how people live in that place.
— Leila, on this song, and also; life. (via elsam)
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elsam:

Not unembarrassing, but this is how we are. 8:17pm, y’all.

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permalink We got drunk at 7, guys.

We got drunk at 7, guys.

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Highlights of the Northampton police log

andrearosen:

Via my mother, who claims to have “transcribed this from the local paper word-for-word, comma-by-comma.”

A Florence Road resident reported Wednesday at 7:30 a.m. that someone had broken into his home overnight, while he was out drinking with his dog in his sister’s parking lot, and stole his snow blower, police said.
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Oak | giles and brother - multi chain bracelet
Oooooh.  Please.
(I Need to Toughen Up, Part 3)

For a wussy, wussy lady, I sure do love any and all tough girl accessories.

taxidermychurch:

Oak | giles and brother - multi chain bracelet

Oooooh.  Please.

(I Need to Toughen Up, Part 3)

For a wussy, wussy lady, I sure do love any and all tough girl accessories.

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Dangerous

How easily the jitters from your morning coffee can be mistaken for a sense of the day’s infinite potential.

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