b-r-double o-k-lyn drama

Highlights of the Northampton police log

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:36 -0500

Via my mother, who claims to have “transcribed this from the local paper word-for-word, comma-by-comma.”

A Florence Road resident reported Wednesday at 7:30 a.m. that someone had broken into his home overnight, while he was out drinking with his dog in his sister’s parking lot, and stole his snow blower, police said.

taxidermychurch: Oak | giles and brother - multi chain...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:22:09 -0500

taxidermychurch:

Oak | giles and brother - multi chain bracelet

Oooooh. Please.

(I Need to Toughen Up, Part 3)

For a wussy, wussy lady, I sure do love any and all tough girl accessories.

Dangerous

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:18:02 -0500

How easily the jitters from your morning coffee can be mistaken for a sense of the day’s infinite potential.

Thank you so much to everyone who came out to This Is About Smith tonight!!!!!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:24:01 -0500

Thank you so much to everyone who came out to This Is About Smith tonight!!!!!!

Ani DiFranco, “Both Hands” Your final dose of GET...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:14:22 -0500

Ani DiFranco, “Both Hands”

Your final dose of GET EXCITED for This Is About Smith, which, may I remind you is happening at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT!!!

jillmorris: My friend Amber Nelson pleads for her life in the...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:23:55 -0500

jillmorris:

My friend Amber Nelson pleads for her life in the monologue I wrote for her “Sorry, Vigilante Mob”.

Directed by Eric Drysdale as part of Gorilla Gorilla’s November show at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.

One of my very favorite sketches from an exceptionally great Maude Night.

frankhejl: erockappel: I kind of think that this video is the...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:15:30 -0500

frankhejl:

erockappel:

I kind of think that this video is the best video that I have ever seen.

gregrutter:

“This is the best burrito I’ve ever eaten”

Yum yum yum!

Inbal just sent over the full set of our engagement photos and,...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:12:20 -0500

Inbal just sent over the full set of our engagement photos and, as a whole, they conspire to make us look like an adorable and sweet couple. The two above, however, capture what we’re really like most of the time. The first photo, BTW, was the cover art for the CD the photos were sent on. Inbal’s caption: “Leila & Anthony: Live at Hank’s.” I love it.

Don’t miss This Is About Smith at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT!...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:50:18 -0500

Don’t miss This Is About Smith at UCB at 6pm TONIGHT! There will be student chefs, manic pixie dream girls, and a capella. Yeah, you heard me. This show has been an absolute dream to work on: I am thoroughly in love with the rest of the team and really looking forward to showing everyone what we’ve got. This is an audition for a run at UCB, so please come out and support us! Bring your friends!

This Is About Smith

Starring Sarah Claspell, Nicole Drespel, Aaron Glaser, Jocelyn Guest, Kate McKinnon, and Veronica Osorio Videtta

Directed by Caitlin Tegart

Written by Leila Cohan

Click here to reserve!

Jen Bunney Looks TERRIBLE

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:18:35 -0500

marielk: Beat this adorableness. Go ahead. Beat it. YOU CANNOT....

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:34:01 -0500

marielk:

Beat this adorableness. Go ahead. Beat it. YOU CANNOT. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT THE LITTLE TONGUE, THE CLAWS, AND THE OVERALL MONSTER-BABY-NESS. Also, the people-baby is cute too.

THE TINY TONGUE OH MY GOD.

Oh my god, you guys

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:31:41 -0500

People are so nice.

"Absolutely. And mural painting and graffiti are art. There are popular aspects of all the arts that..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:17:32 -0500

“Absolutely. And mural painting and graffiti are art. There are popular aspects of all the arts that I think shouldn’t be ignored.”

- New Chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts, Rocco Landesman, on whether he thinks hip hop would be an appropriate area for the NEA to fund (WSJ) (via adriennes) (via krankmills)

Yay!

Indigo Girls, “Least Complicated” While this is an...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:08:08 -0500

Indigo Girls, “Least Complicated”

While this is an official contribution to GET EXCITED week (This Is About Smith is TOMORROW, guys!), it should be noted that my friends at Smith explicitly made fun of me for liking the Indigo Girls. Quoth Rachel Culmo: “If you were a lesbian, you’d be a forty year old lesbian from Ohio.” Whatever. This song is AWESOME.

melaniehamlett: a taxidermy strip club in the basement of a...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:47:16 -0500

melaniehamlett:

a taxidermy strip club in the basement of a funeral home. see more creepiness and click. http://www.melaniehamlett.com

Reason number four hundred you should come see This Is About Smith at UCB at 6 tomorrow night: your ticket also gets you Melanie Hamlett’s storytelling show. If it’s half as awesome as this photo, it will be outstanding indeed!

In sharp contrast to Maine’s voters, I am not mad at this...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:34:39 -0500

In sharp contrast to Maine’s voters, I am not mad at this little cuddlebug at all!

(via allcreatures)

I Really, Really, Really Love Portland

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:33:27 -0500

But fuck you, 53% of Maine. You’re embarrassing New England.

Melodie Crittenden, “Broken Road” Get ready, because...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:35:52 -0500

Melodie Crittenden, “Broken Road”

Get ready, because no part of this is going to be not embarrassing: I was recently watching the finale of season one of Dawson’s Creek (shut up, what do you do with your free time?) and this song played and I was reminded that, after Martina McBride’s “Independence Day”, this is my second-favorite ultra-embarrassing country song of all time.

CBS High Fives Jenna Elfman's Sitcom

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:08:31 -0500

CBS High Fives Jenna Elfman's Sitcom:

Yeah, Lennon!

WHO-OO-OOO is your IT professional? (via ZooBorns)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:02:02 -0500

WHO-OO-OOO is your IT professional?

(via ZooBorns)